Want to make your partner’s day a bit sweeter with a hilarious message? Are you looking for short and funny cake messages for your wife that will make her chuckle?

Well, your lady is the special one who deserves a good laugh. Keep reading to find out funny cake writing ideas for wife which are covered below.

Funny cake messages for wife


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51 Hysterical Funny Cake Messages for Wife to Make Her Giggle

Moving to my own list of funny short birthday cake quotes for wife.


With this cake, anti-ageing cream was free. I thought you won’t need it as it’s already very late! 😜

Smash your face with the delish cake. Maybe your wrinkles will hide then! 😅


Dear wife, I am sorry that I can’t put that many candles on this cake at your age, it’s not so spacious. Happy birthday to you! 😃


I know that you make the very best choices like you chose me, dear wifey. But I am very bad at it! 🤓


Wife, this cake is for you on this Navratri. I know you have all the nine goddesses in you, especially Ma Kali! 🤪

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Wifey, if you think age is just a number, well you are right but don’t show yourself a mirror! 😆


You are the darkness of my lighting life. Oh sorry wifey, slip of the tongue! 😄


My love, you are special to the aliens, they are waiting for you for 100 years!😝


You look so pretty even at this age. It’s all because of my love and 5 kg POP on your face, isn’t it? 🤭


Don’t hesitate, smile and cut the cake, my Queen.

From tomorrow, kids will call you Aunty! 😂


I wish that I have a wiser and smarter wife. Sadly, it didn’t happen to me in this life! 😁

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Once I forgot your birthday and had to sleep in the bathroom for four days. Sadly, I always remember this feary day. Happy birthday my dear wife! 😉


Happy birthday to my wife, the most beautiful angel or say, eagle of my life! 


Cheers to you for being born so many years ago. Happy birthday, wifey! 😜


Hey my lady, you are bold and beautiful. But let me forget about your senses. Happy birthday! 😝


Happy birthday my lady. I love you to the moon and back. I wish I could send you there only! 


Dear wife, happy birthday. Please eat the whole cake as I have just called the diet police! 

Funny Short Birthday Cake Quotes for Wife


You are still flaming hotter than the candles on this cake! 😉


Welcome to the age of wisdom, my dear wife. Happy birthday to you! 😄


Happy birthday wifey. Find your lipstick in this cake that I baked for you! 😀


My love is precious for you, my lady. So, happy birthday, forget about presents! 🤓


Let’s salute your ancient age with this cake! 🤪


I am so elated to see that you are not 100 yet. Happy birthday my love! 😛

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You better hide your face or else, your teeth and white hairs will narrate the whole thing, wifey! 😁


Grateful to my mother-in-law who gave birth to you to test my blood, my dear wife! 😀


Get rid of kidnapping and bullying, just become more fatty, wifey! 🤣


Slow down your speed of sliding through life, my mate! 😂


Jollify your mid- life crisis with this cake, my lady! 🤭


I wish I had a Jinnie and I could make 3 wishes. The first one would be you, second this chocolate cake and third would be to stop your wild hunger! 🤣

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The cost of too many candles on your birthday cake is more than the cake itself! 😅


Maturity is a choice of inevitable aging, not a need. You are a beautiful example of this! 😝


You sparkled and crackled my life and this family as you are a BOMB, my lady! 😂


Hey my dear wife, spare a piece of the cake for my sake. Get rid of your boundless appetite! 😜


Your age now equals my grandma’s age when I was born! Happy birthday my wifey! 😄


I always solace your endeavors, no matter how old you are! 🤪

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Congratulations as you are getting older and older, my dear wife! 🤩


Wifey, you are forgetting the calories and eating whole pastries! 🤓


Whooping up your antics with this cake, dear wife! 😅


Here is to your wrinkled eyes and skin, my lady! 😜


My lovely wife, you are just like a red wine that’s aging tastefully! 😝


Wifey, rollicking your vintage years with choco cake! 😆

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Find the secret ingredient of this cake that may be your favorite makeup thing! 💅 😂


I know I am a crack- brained person but you handled me so well! Thank you my lady love! 😁


I love you berry much wifey, despite that your wig scares me a lot! 😜


I don’t know what I should say to you, answer to my problems or problems in my life! 😆


Come on, admit it now that you belong to a very ancient period of Alibaba! 🤣

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Blow out the candles on cherry cake, but make sure to fix your teeth implants! 😛


We both are a perfect couple and this cake defines our lava! 😜


As you eat the cake, then be certain that you don’t lose your fake teeth! 😂


I wonder how you will eat the cake with these rotten gums and implants and how much? 😅


My lovely wife, for God’s sake, please start behaving like a wiser lady and not a gobbler! 🤣

So, now that the blog has been summed up, did you find an answer to the preliminary question, ‘what funny thing can I write to my wife on her birthday?’

You can use any of these funny birthday cake messages for wife whenever you like for your lady. Looking forward to your responses and views in the comments section below.